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Knockman Forget the Osmonds and the Jacksons; this is one musical family who really excel in the weirdo department. Each cutesy wind-up Knockman performs an enchanting musical routine by strumming, striking or hula-ing its own extremities. Put them together and ... click the image to Buy Now Only £14.95 |  |
Reservoir Ducks When it comes to reservoirs (well baths) ducks beat dogs every time Buy Now Only £24.95 | |
Roulette Chocolate It may not result in instant death, but this chocolate gift box is ideal for chocoholics who live on the edge. Eleven chocolate bullets contain delicious praline centres, but one conceals a seriously red hot chilli. click the image to Buy Now Only £4.95 |  |
Hot Packs Simply crack the disc inside the heart and you will have instant heat for around half an hour! So small it fits in your pocket and makes an ideal travel companion click the image to Buy Now Only £4.95 |  |
CUBees Despite looking like cartoon creatures that have been through a car crusher, these cutesy farmyard cubes sing 3 adorable ditties. The reason for their bizarre boxiness becomes apparent when you stack 'em and rack 'em .. click the image to Buy Now Only £14.95 |  |
Insectilix Lolly Lollipop, you make my heart go giddy-up! These exceedingly slurpable lollies have genuine edible creepy crawlies embedded within their candy confines. Choose from vodka flavour with a scorpion, tequila flavour with a worm or Peppermint flavour with ants. Yummy! click the image to Buy Now Only £3.95 |  |
Gupi Super Furry Animal - For sale: robo-guinea pig. No litter required. Animal lovers will simply adore this super-intelligent computerised guinea pig. click the image to Buy Now Only £29.95 |  |
Pontiki(4 Pack) Imagine if Mr Potato Head fell into a car crusher, got poked full of holes and filled with a load of wacky interchangeable appendages. Imagine no more, because Pontiki are mad little plastic thingamabobs that can be customised to the max Buy Now Only £9.95 |  |
Shocking Duel How long can you hang on? The shocking duel is the ultimate test of nerves. To play ensure both players have a firm grip of the handles a mild electric shock will start and increase in intensity every 5 seconds. The loser is the person who lets go of the handle first Buy Now Only £14.95 |   |
101 Things To Do In A Shed So you've been sent out to the shed again with your tail between your legs, but with a righteous feeling of purpose in your step... you're going to make the most out there in your little sanctuary! So why do you never know how to amuse yourself when you get there? Because you don't have '101 Things to do in a Shed' do you? This awesome and hilariously funny book is jam-packed with bright ideas for how you can make the most of your shed any time you want to or have to! With 101 ideas, tips, tools, projects and tasks galore, you'll have hours of endless fun in your little safe haven Buy Now Only £9.95 |  |
Road rage racer A great desktop gift for any potential boy racer, and a great way for them to vent their frustrations. Turn the ignition and shift into 1st, 2nd, and 3rd gear-- each time, he gets louder and shakes harder! Throw it into reverse, and he screeches out the classic "tyre squeal" sound! Buy Now Only £14.95 |  |
Kung Fu for Girls This excellent and timely book gives strong practical advice on self-defence techniques for women in every day situations, and in a pocket or handbag-sized format too. It's packed with really useful tips about how to prevent opportunistic threats, how to spot potential dangers before they develop, how to minimise them before they get serious and of course how to provide strong and effective resistance if the situation becomes more serious. It's a valuable confidence booster to know that you've got a strategy for dealing with situations, as well as having the ability to act and react appropriately, including strongly where necessary Buy Now Only £6.95 |  |